just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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