yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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