Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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