Yo dont text me then not text me
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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