Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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