Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
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it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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