yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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