If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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