watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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