i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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