hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
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