I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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