its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
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Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
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I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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