chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
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Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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