I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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