Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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