real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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