R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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