I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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