Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
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He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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