let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
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just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
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Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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