That's intense
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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