is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
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We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
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Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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