One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
im on a boat
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