I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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