we're blogging at a bar
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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