Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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