dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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