I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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