So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
