yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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