Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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