i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
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Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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