One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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