xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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