Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
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Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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