And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
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Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I have fence marks all over my body
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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