Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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