we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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