let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
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