her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
