I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
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Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
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We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
He has the fingertips of a God
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