How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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