Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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