I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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