Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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