I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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