Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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