he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
This is the high leading the old right now
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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