it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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