Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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