well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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