Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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