when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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