:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
i think my cat just said my name.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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