oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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