dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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