Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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